Couture Chickens...!!!!!!!!

Above is a Hermes custom chicken I painted based on the china figurine...wild you say....well below are a variety of exotic chickens I found today...what brought this up...I have a friend that is selling her fancy historic house for an equally beautiful house but the added plus is land so she can raise chickens...mind you no roosters because of the noise...so these will be sex deprived chickens...and none of the old ordinary white chickens...she will have exotics....Ok ..but chicken poo...and  they aren't the smartest of animals and the smell....maybe these chicken will have bubbles baths...who knows...but we lived for 18 years in rural farm country in PA and believe me there is nothing appealing about a bunch of chickens no matter have fancy they are...just my opinion...but they are graphic and can be very pretty when painted...just don't ask Squiggee to socialize in person...